Ливэрпулын эсрэг дуунууд .......
In the Liverpool slums,
They knock on the door when they want something to eat,
They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat,
In the Liverpool slums...
In the Liverpool slums,
Your Mum's on the beat and your Dad's in the nick,
You can't find a job 'coz you're too f*ckin' thick,
In the Liverpool slums...
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Put the scousers on the top.
Put the city in the middle
And burn the f*ckin lot...
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap, clap]
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
a ll hate scousers, clap your hands...
[clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,- continue clappiing for as long as possible, after clapping has stopped, start clapping again louder]
If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You should keep the red flag flying high.
You should wear a red bonnet,
With f*ck the scousers on it.,
If you want to go to heaven when you die.
Oh Merseyside! (Oh Merseyside!),
Is full of sh*t, (is full of sh*t),
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t.
It's full of sh*t, sh*t, and more sh*t,
Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t...
You're a scouser,
A lonely scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
When your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
But please don't take my scouser away.
Diego - woo oh oh oh
Diego - woo oh oh oh
He came from Uruguay
He made the Scousers
Feed the scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time...
Feed the scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time...
He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore
Sign on, sign on,
With no hope in your heart,
And you'll never get a job - a job
Have you ever won the treble?
Have you f*ck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Have you f*ck!
Have you ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble?
Ever won the treble? Have you f*ck!
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
The f*ckin' big a*se of a crow,
I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow,
And sh*t on the b*stards below
Get to work you lazy tw*ts!,
Get - to - wor-k - you lazy tw*ts!
You scouse b*stard! You scouse b*stard!...
You've only got one song! You've only got one song!... [in fairness to the Scousers they do have 100's of songs... just one tune... you know the one... Ger-ard Houllier! Mike-al Owen! Em-eel Heskey! Stevie Gerard! etc...etc...etc...]
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This is how it feels to be city
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all...
My old man, said "be a city fan",
I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!",
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".
With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley knifes and spanners,
We'll show those city b*stards how to fight (how to fight),
"I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minute".
U-N-I, T-E-D
United are the team for me,
With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone,
Why don't city f*ck off home.-
If I die in Kippax Street
Woo oh, woo oh.
If I die in Kippax Street
Woo oh, woo oh.
If I die in Kippax Street
There will be ten blue b*stards at my feet,
Woo oh, woo oh oh oh!
Use your head and use your feet
Woo oh, woo oh.
Use your head and use your feet
Woo oh, woo oh.
Use your head and use your feet
There will be ten blue b*stards at your feet,
Woo oh, woo oh oh oh!
If my bones do not mend
Woo oh, woo oh.
If my bones do not mend
Woo oh, woo oh.
If my bones do not bend
Will you carry me back to the Stretford End,
Woo oh, woo oh oh oh!"
city -
Manchester city
Nobody knows your name...
city is their name,
city is their name,
28 years and won f*ck all
city is their name.
city's going up and they're going straight back down,
Going straight back down, going straight back down.
city's going up and they're going straight back down,
Going straight back down, going straight back down...
Cheer up Kevin Keegan
Oh, what can it mean...
To a... Sad Georgie b*stard and a...
Sh*te football team...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League.
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League
Oh city are a massive club!
Other verses include...
They've got the widest pitch, in the land.
They take 15,000 to every away.
They've got 54 players but they're no f*cking good.
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan.
They had the future England captain, but his cruciate went.
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92.
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge.
They take 30,000 to every away.
They have a civic reception when they've won f*ck all.
They had a continental lazer blue Kappa kit.
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day.
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world.
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms.
They take 60,000 to every away.
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell.
They empty Stockport when they play at home.
They've got the biggest bananas in the land.
They had a derby match with Macclesfield.
Their best ever player played for Ajax reserves.
They took quarter of a million to Ewood Park.
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down.
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands.
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world.
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig.
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Govenors.
They've got three million fans in Manchester.
They're the only team to come from Manchester.
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid.
They signed George Weah but he thought they played in red.
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best.
They sing racist chants cos they've got no class.
At last count, there was over 2,000 verses...
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You can stick your f*ckin England up your a*se!
You can stick your f*ckin England up your a*se!
You can stick your f*ckin England,
Stick your f*ckin England,
Stick your f*ckin England up your a*se (sideways)...
One Arsene Wenger -
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a f*ckin' paedophile...
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net?
Half of f*cking Europe!
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby
"Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?"
"No", said Matt,
"You cockney tw*t,
But I've heard of the Stretford - Enders!"
You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs,
You only sing our songs!
Our songs!
You only sing our songs!..